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Old 03-03-2010, 05:48 AM   #11 (permalink)
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It sucks the NPH is gay though.
You should totally go for him then.
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Old 03-03-2010, 05:53 AM   #12 (permalink)
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You should totally go for him then.
Even though I just said that it suck that he is gay.
Clearly stating that I dont like him being gay.
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Old 03-03-2010, 09:32 AM   #13 (permalink)
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even more impressive that he plays that kinda role!

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For once, I would like to slap you! But I won't because you're way too cute


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Old 03-03-2010, 11:52 AM   #14 (permalink)
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It sucks the NPH is gay though.
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Old 03-03-2010, 09:37 PM   #15 (permalink)
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"The mom of a Bro is always off-topic! But the Step-mom of a Bro is fair game IF she initiates it and/or wears at least one article of leopard print clothing"


sooo good!!
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"Think of me as Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro. I'm Broda."
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Robin:"Shes fun, shes smart, she lives in the moment!"
Barney:"Translation: Shes ugly, shes ugly, she ugs in the ugly!"
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Barney "Why in the world would you want to be Canadian?, the citizenship test goes like this:
question 1 - Do you want to be Canadian
question 2- Really?"

"Robin your in Toronto, the minute I found out I hopped on a plane, flew across the Pacific ocean-"
Robin "Barney, Canada isn't across the ocean"
Barney " yes it is now listen"

wooo go how i met your mother, great thread =D

Forgot this great quote
Barney " That's why when I leave this would im going the way i came in, Birthday suit and all, its gonna be an open bar for the dudes and an open casket for the ladies" =D
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nice quotes but not all right :-P

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Old 03-17-2010, 09:02 AM   #20 (permalink)
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BEST episode is when barney goes on the price is right. LOL
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