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03-02-2010, 09:06 PM
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|  Barney Stinson Quotes
I hope some of you know How I Met Your Mother!!
Let's quote Barney Stinson!
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Originally Posted by Peter  For once, I would like to slap you! But I won't because you're way too cute  | Jimmie: "I can't believe this is the same car."
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03-02-2010, 10:17 PM
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"What in the WORLD is UP!?"
"Daddy's home."
Barney: "Now, I know the stripper at Stewart's bachelor party was a 15, but-"
Ted: "Wait, she was 15!?"
Barney: "No, A 15. Like in Blackjack?"
Ted: *thinks* "Eh... not sure if you're gonna hit that?"
Barney: *nods naughtily*
Ted: *impressed* "Niiice."
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Originally Posted by Cromwell So, basically, it was mainly useful in helping me avoid physically tangling with a nearly naked drunk guy drenched in blood. | | |
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03-03-2010, 12:35 AM
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Who's Barney Stinson?
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03-03-2010, 12:44 AM
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Friend. Comrade. Wingman.
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Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge him and he will direct your paths.
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Originally Posted by Cromwell So, basically, it was mainly useful in helping me avoid physically tangling with a nearly naked drunk guy drenched in blood. | | |
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03-03-2010, 01:19 AM
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Flightsuit Up!
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Originally Posted by Peter For once, I would like to slap you! But I won't because you're way too cute | Jimmie: "I can't believe this is the same car."
The Wolf: "Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet" | |
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03-03-2010, 01:23 AM
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You gave me the Ken doll... She left out Little Barney, Barnacle Junior, My Barnana, Barnito Surpreme
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03-03-2010, 01:37 AM
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"I don't think your sword will fit" - Lily
"I get that alot" - Barney
Barney on Marathons:
Step one: Start running, There is no step 2.
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03-03-2010, 01:42 AM
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"The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old."
Word.
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03-03-2010, 05:29 AM
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Lol i fucking love this show.
Its going to be Legen . . . . . wait for it. . . and i hope your not lactose intolerant because the next word is . . Dary
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03-03-2010, 05:45 AM
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Lesson 1: Loose the goatee, it doesnt go with your suit.
Lesson 2: Get a suit.
''THIS ISNT BARNEY. . but I hear that guys awesome."
''When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story"
Hey god its Barney. . . . Waaaadduppp.
"moist. moist. moist. moist"
I fucking love that show.
It sucks the NPH is gay though.
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