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11-17-2009, 08:18 PM
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I went three rounds with fedor, and lost.
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11-17-2009, 09:04 PM
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Haha! Manpoints for Luther! Lots of rear naked, not so much choke I hope?
I just took a crap that took half an hour.
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11-18-2009, 03:55 AM
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On the note of doing jiu-jitsu with chicks: WARNING: UNMANLY CONTENT AHEAD!!
I was rolling with my girlfriend on my bed about a year ago. I some how rolled off, hit my head on my night stand, and my alarm clock fell and hit me in the face, causing 4 stitches across my eyebrow. I went to class the following night and my trainer told me: "Start rolling with your girlfriend... She's the only one whose ever made you look like that. See if she can get out of your triangle."
I out weigh her by ~35lbs... 
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11-18-2009, 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted by NeoRave Haha! Manpoints for Luther! Lots of rear naked, not so much choke I hope? |
Indeed, and she enjoyed working in Mount. As for me, I liked good ole full guard.
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11-18-2009, 04:23 AM
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NOTHING IS MORE MANLY THAN DMITRY!
I KILLED A SIBERIAN BEAR WITH MY HANDS AND ATE IT RAW BECAUSE I AM A MAN.
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11-18-2009, 06:36 AM
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Today I was at school and a dinosaur appeared out no where and started destroying shit.
I went outside to confront it and when it looked it me I flexed my muscles and the dinosaurs head exploded coz it was so amazed by the size of my muscles.
I then had a mass orgy with all the chicks at my school.
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11-18-2009, 06:47 AM
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Originally Posted by olly I then had a mass orgy with all the chicks at my school. | Getting AIDS isn't manly...
Chuck Norris and I got done running a mile... He ran it in half a second. Too bad I beat him.
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11-18-2009, 03:43 PM
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The day of a manly man -
7AM - I do not wake up because I never sleep, i party all night every night. I simply start the day. to begin i eat 2 bowls of nails, and a brick for my daily amount of manliness intake needed
7:30 - sex with every girl on the block
8 - i go to school where i fight a jaguar and a rhino simultaneously
8:01 - after defeating the pitiful duo, I do fourteen thousand pushups with no arms
Afterwards, I do whatever I want until 12:30 where i hunt for my food with my bare hands
After eating, I arm wrestle myself, and I sometimes lose. That match lasts 4 hours usually
At 6 pm i pleasure a woman on every continent
after many hours of that, i party until 7AM
Chuck Norris spends so much time with you guys because he remembers what happened last time he challenged me to anything. Ask him where he learned his round house kick...
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11-18-2009, 05:26 PM
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“And then, I touched my own manhood, and indeed, I was a man!”
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11-18-2009, 07:23 PM
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I'm related to Rambo.
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