[GistoftheFist]

I complain now.

So i've been going to my gym for two years now, and lately the staff has decided to start up classes again. So they filled six days of the week at the exact times I used to go in the morning with Zumba; a cardio routine that's like Tae Bo but with dancing. These bitches with spray on tans and fakeass columbian accents have taken over. They hog the room that holds the TV that I used every day, and nobody is allowed in there until the class is over, even if it's just one instructor and one gym member.

I was doing yoga when the instructor and about 8 women poured in, informing me that there was now a saturday class (which there wasn't before) and booted me out. Since the gym owners clearly care more about people who will show up for the summer more than someone who's been loyal for two fucking years, I told those assbags to screw themselves and quit.

A MMA school recently opened up where an old dance studio used to be about a decade ago, but it's about three times as much money as the gym was. I really want to get some decent employment so I can go.

(Oh yeah, something that's neat about the MMA gym is that Gabriel Gonzaga is bouncing back and forth between the gym here and one the next town over until his fight on the 23rd, i'm told. I think the instructors are helping him train?)

[SOUL_FIGHTER]

Zumba? What are you? A fag?

[Homiesdontknowaboutsparta]

" i was doing Yoga"

Theres your problem bud

[hazzius]

is zumba that thing on tv with the sticks and you dance

[Peter]

Originally Posted by hazzius

is zumba that thing on tv with the sticks and you dance

I think that's Zulu TV

[DaeronX]

lol zuuumba ella tiene su rumbaaaa

[mma4life]

they do zumba at my gym now, on the floor where i sometimes sparr, the problem is that for zumba they turn on the heaters so when i go in to sparr its like a billion degrees. i hate zumba.

[TimeFighter]

ZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA

Sounds like a Wrestling name.

[GistoftheFist]

No, if you people notice I didn't say that I was taking the Zumba class, they just butted in my gym and took it over. And yes it is that dumbass dance thing with sticks. I'd rather not picture fatass people at the gym ocsillating to salsa and rhumba music.

Wtf you got against yoga? It's part of P90X; keeps you from getting injured and is good for flexibility. I can already kick much higher than I ever used to be able to.

Originally Posted by SOUL_FIGHTER

Zumba? What are you? A fag?

Yes. Got a problem with it? Take my dildo and go fuck yourself.

[damessiah]

gee i just looked zumba up at youtube. that looks reeeeeeeaaaallllyyyyyyy gay!!!