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Old 09-01-2010, 01:23 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I'm not racist. I'm an equal equal opportunity bigot. I hate everyone.

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Yeah, same goes for me..

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Old 09-02-2010, 02:14 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2010, 02:52 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Yo teeth so black it look like you spit oil.

yo mama so fat if she trip an fall it'll start a tsunami in china.

yo mama do dumb i said it's chilli outside her dumb ass ran an got a bowl.

yo head look like the back of a toaster
yo breathe smells like who did it an why

you so dirty when you walk bare foot you leave footprints like walkin in sand
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Old 09-02-2010, 03:00 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2010, 03:32 PM   #35 (permalink)
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0:17-0:26 Nice moves!

01:15-01:18 Sarcastic, not too realistic? HAHA!!!

Cheers for the great effort, lads!

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Old 09-02-2010, 04:51 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Looking forward to the videos, homies!
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Old 09-02-2010, 06:52 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Looks good. I was actually toying with doing a funny fighttip video today, but I think I'll let the pro's do it.

Looking good Shane, Looking good.

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Old 09-02-2010, 07:11 PM   #38 (permalink)
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how many jews can you fit in a vw beetle?54 2 in the front 2in the back and 50 in the ash tray
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Old 09-02-2010, 07:29 PM   #39 (permalink)
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"alright so i was tellin jokes to my buddy and he happens to be black and they happened to be racist jokes

and he starts gettin pissed tellin me how racist i am and shit so i was like dude calm the fuck down

if u can take a whip u can take a joke"

how long does it take a black lady to take a shit ?
9 months

what's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road ?
there are break marks before the dog
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Old 09-02-2010, 10:38 PM   #40 (permalink)
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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?
A bench can support a family.

What do you call an attractive Indian Woman?
Azif.

How do you sink an Irish submarine?
Knock on the door.
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