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08-28-2010, 10:57 PM
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I didnt see this thread just in case ILEFT is searchin
But this thread is for fighters that got jokes.
Corny wack ass jokes or buss your gut funny jokes.
This is no holds bared jokes anything goes yo mama jokes,u so black u so white jokes who gives a shit u can crack on me i dont give a fuck i can take a joke.
Crack on someone u dont like ive notice that some of u guys are actually funny so get yo jokes off ya dig.
Let em have it
Shit im gone spark it off wit
You keep talkin shit im a put my foot so far up yo ass when i fart yo cheeks gone inflate lol
get em
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08-29-2010, 12:19 AM
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Though art, at best, an ignoramous. Whom, I may add, may be raped in the ass by mexican prison inmates in thine future.
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08-29-2010, 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by TrevDawg  Though art, at best, an ignoramous. Whom, I may add, may be raped in the ass by mexican prison inmates in thine future. | sorry dude gay fetish thread is somewhere else on the site
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08-29-2010, 02:23 AM
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He's talking Mexicans. That's not gay fetish, that's bestiality.
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08-29-2010, 03:58 AM
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I saw "mexican" ,"gay fetish", and beastility.
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08-29-2010, 05:46 AM
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WoW
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08-29-2010, 06:12 AM
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Guys.. I don't mind blacks.. I think every white person should own one. (Did I go too far?)
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08-29-2010, 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Peter Guys.. I don't mind blacks.. I think every white person should own one. (Did I go too far?) | If you replaced "black" and added " big liped,dark,monkey people" than it would be a problem.
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Originally Posted by Johanath I'm truly honoured to have widened the perspective of the FT expert on female anatomy. | ^You hear that ladies thats me he's talking about.
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08-29-2010, 07:31 AM
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you're such a n00b you got banned on Gaia and ended up here
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08-29-2010, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by SOUL_FIGHTER you're such a n00b you got banned on Gaia and ended up here | wats gaia out of curiosity?
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