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Old 02-05-2011, 10:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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so yeah basicly im shit with comebacks, i ALWAYS wonder stuff like "If this guy says something to me, will i say something back?" its a weird thing and its been annoying me cause ive been thinking about it for so long, i do say stuff back to people but i cant get it outa my head, the more i think about it the more build up there is to it...
btw i know some of use will say "Just dont say anything back"... i dont wanna be like that

i know not to say something back to people if there is a group of them cause that is extreamly stupid, but im talking about 1 or 2
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Old 02-05-2011, 10:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Insult me like someone would or does to you. And i will reply with something lol
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Old 02-05-2011, 10:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i really dont know tbh haha, il just go with faggot or something, usually people use that as an insult
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Check out this video. A lesson in trash talking with Quinton Rampage Jackson.

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> You're calling me a faggot with that (Insert funny thing about them here - haircut, clothing, shoes, build, facial features etc) hahah

> I can't be a faggot since i fucked your mum? Enjoy your new sibling

> Your dads a faggot, i seen him go into a gaybar the other week, does your mum know?

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i dont really mean as in saying jokes back to him just like something short to say just to not let people walk over me, it sucks cause i always think about stuff like this even though i do say stuff back to people
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> You're calling me a faggot with that (Insert funny thing about them here - haircut, clothing, shoes, build, facial features etc) hahah

> I can't be a faggot since i fucked your mum? Enjoy your new sibling

> Your dads a faggot, i seen him go into a gaybar the other week, does your mum know?

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Old 02-05-2011, 11:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Haha I remember being in third grade
They work regardless of how old you are really? Jimmy Carr uses lots of mum jokes and he is one of the top comedians over here? Even in the video above Rampage uses a mum joke and jokes about the persons features? come on.

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i dont really mean as in saying jokes back to him just like something short to say just to not let people walk over me, it sucks cause i always think about stuff like this even though i do say stuff back to people

I don't understand? If it isn't a funny comeback then you are just going to start violence?

Person to you - "faggot"

You - "What you fucking prick!?"

A comeback like that will just start crap, but suit yourself?
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im pretty sure violance is more likely to start if i called a random guys dad gay and saying i fucked his mum
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im pretty sure violance is more likely to start if i called a random guys dad gay and saying i fucked his mum
Not really as it isn't really causing anything, you're just replying to what he said in a jokey manor. Actually retaliating with something like "What you fucking dick!?" will be more likely to start something.
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