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Old 04-16-2010, 01:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
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if you wanna beat up your teacher you gotta use the technique to do it. first i gotta tell you its gonna take sometime to do it you have to be super quick and sneaky, so you dont get into any trouble. first act all good and nice to the teacher and tell her you'll try your best on your work. but you gotta actually be good for at least 10 days then its your big day to get your revenge for all the mean things teachers have done to you.

okay, you wait until theres nobody there then the next thing is the you attack near an exit so you can run after you beat him/her up. okay so you sneak up on them make sure you have gloves on and are not wearing anything to slow you down and you should have lots of energy to run. so you sneak up on them then you make your hand straight like your about to chop some thing with your hand. then hit them right at the spot between their shoulder and neck they should automatically fall if not punch them and book it run as fast as possible make sure no one saw anything.

the reason you need to act all good and shit is because when everybody finds out what happened they wont suspect it was you because you changed and even after the attack you have act good for about a few weeks and nothing will happen to you. and IF ANY OF YOU GUYS GET CAUGHT DOING THIS ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU GUYS SUCK AT FAKING AND SNEAK ATTACKING. YOU SHOULD ALSO PRACTICE ON YOUR FRIENDS OR DOLLS OR SOMETHING TO GET BETTER AND BETTER AT IT.
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Old 04-16-2010, 02:01 AM   #2 (permalink)
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So... you're a ninja of some kind?
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Old 04-16-2010, 02:12 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Yay! Now let's all get expelled from our good schools that have great education because you failed one test!
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Old 04-16-2010, 02:30 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I prefer the vulcan neck pinch.

Personally if I wanted to knock a teacher out so badly I'd get the quiet, creepy, pasty white kid to wear a trench coat to school. Then when the teacher goes to check for a gun hit her in the back of the head with a 6th grader.
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Old 04-16-2010, 03:58 AM   #5 (permalink)
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lol amazing, lets knock out random new teachers for the frustrations of old teachers

where do we find our members
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Old 04-16-2010, 04:01 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I prefer the vulcan neck pinch.

Personally if I wanted to knock a teacher out so badly I'd get the quiet, creepy, pasty white kid to wear a trench coat to school. Then when the teacher goes to check for a gun hit her in the back of the head with a 6th grader.
ps: thank you this worked great, but is there an alternative to using a 6th grader? I had to bring my own with me to campus and it bit me on the way.
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Old 04-16-2010, 04:22 AM   #7 (permalink)
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thank you. im going to try this tomorow
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Old 04-16-2010, 06:33 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Grow up and shoot up the school like a big boy, ya pussy.
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Old 04-16-2010, 06:38 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Grow up and shoot up the school like a big boy, ya pussy.
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Old 04-16-2010, 07:18 AM   #10 (permalink)
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or u can just challenge them to a game of halo and kick their ass?
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